Stubborn as a bull

So, I got to know from Meh that the Maxitone Sculptress Weight Loss Diet is a total rip-off. Maxitone retails the Sculptress Diet Shake at SGD69.90 and this is the price for a 700g tub.

For SGD69.90, I can actually get other protein shake in a 5lbs tub! That's 2.27kgs of protein powder!

For those who don't already know, the Sculptress Shake is at its core and essentially, protein powder.

Wah.
I feel like totally fell into Maxitones'x marketing scam.

SHAME ON ME FOR BEING A MARKETER MYSELF!

Anyhow, I have finished my supply of Maxitone; with Meh's recommendation, I'm currently sharing this tub with him.

BSN Syntha-6

From what I heard, it's touted to be one of the best tasting protein shake.

And yes, it does taste better than Maxitone's. Well, whether it's the BEST or not, I can't say for sure. I haven't been drinking that much protein shake to judge.

But in any case, I thought I ought to share a casual review on Maxitone.

- It doesn't taste awful. In fact, I thought it tasted okay though Meh beg to differ.
- Quite filling for meal replacement. But then again, I do have a pretty small appetite.

Of course, what I said above is probably the least of your concern - you wanna know if I have lost any weight.

I HAVE!!!

I HAVE LOST A STAGGERING TOTAL OF...

Are you ready for it?

Drumroll, please.

Put your hands together.

Praise the lord for this amazing miracle.

I

HAVE

AMAZINGLY

LOST
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0.5 kgs in 2 weeks.

*falls to ground in despair*

Yes, in case your intelligence haven't caught up to it, I was being mightily sarcastic before.

0.5kgs in 2 freakin' weeks.
And I'm not even sure if that's real weight or just water loss.

Sigh. Even Meh says that my fats are extremely tough and too stubborn to burn. The routine I go through should be enough for any average person to lose more than 3kgs!

FML, seriously.

God, if you're reading my blog, can you take my fats away? =(
I want my body like this leh.

iChallenge!

HAVE YOU HEARD?!

Counter-Strike Online is holding a PvP tournament on the 10th of March 2012.

Well, I'm obviously not joining.
It's prolly gonna take me another 1000 hours of gaming before I'd even contemplate signing up for it.

I AM THAT BAD AT IT.

Have you ever been fond of something that you're sorely bad at? It seems to me that I have very minimal talent in the things I love. Like Muay Thai, for example.

But I digress (this is no time to be depressed about my incapability!).

Click here to be directed to Counter-Strike Online official announcement.

Good luck to you, whoever you are, if you're signing up for it.
WIN IT LIKE A BOSS!

Not made for two

Oh, the lack of enthusiasm I have for Valentine's.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not single and bitter, neither am I a sore cynic nor love's skeptic.

I do believe in love and in fact, am an idealist towards it.

My idealism deters me from settling down, for fear of making a lifetime's mistake.

I often tell my friends, "be my neighbour! so someone will realise when I'm dead and alone in my flat".

Yes, I'll die an old spinster, preferably with a lot of cats. Call me the crazy cat lady if you will but I shall not sully the holiness of a marriage and defy the sacred vows with the increasing trends of divorce.

If I do marry, I'm either taking my soul mate to heaven or following him to hell.
Not even death will do us apart.

Yet, heartbreaking stories of betrayals causes me much disillusions.

I fear, more than I can love.

And for that I'd much rather be alone. Free of love's restraints and woes.

I shall travel to wherever I'd wish, and walk on whatever path I'd want. Last but not least, perhaps I'd be selfish to say so, but sometimes, there's simply too much responsibility to bear in a committed relationship.

I have lost the ability to demonstrate my emotions through sweet whisperings, gentle caresses and warm embraces.

Nonetheless, I still thank God for sending me love in the form of many people.
While damaged, I know I am not lost.

The road to healing is a long and dull one, but I'm sure what lies at the end of this road will be filled with more bliss than I can imagine.

Vanity is expensive

A walk around Marina Bay Sands last Tuesday costed me almost 200 bucks.

To those who say, "chey, 200 bucks only mah"...
$200 is A LOT to me. =(

Fortunately, I find this 200 bucks well spent.

7 panties for $49 only!!! From La Senza!!!
That's mad cheap for its brand!

Check out the electric blue pair. LOL.
Some say it's ugly. I agree. But it's way too LMFAO to pass up! Doesn't it reminds you of Skyblu?

And 3 bras for $99!!!
MADNESS!!! OF COURSE MUST BUY LAHHH!!!!

They have the prettiest lingerie ever!

Birkins for $39 (I used cash vouchers).

RED IS HOT.
Oh, how I love red.

That's it. I'm puttin a cap on shopping now.
Sometimes, I think I need someone to hold my purse strings for me. I am simply too much of a spendthrift.

ARGH.

Beauty for Agers

I just bought a tub of ANTI-AGING day cream recently.

Yeah, you saw right - ANTI-AGING.

I spotted wrinkles on my forehead the other day and that's when I knew I could not deny my age any longer, sadly.

I dragged my feet down to the nearest pharmacy and sobbed as I reluctantly picked up...

I was between choosing Olay and L'oreal. I finally decided on L'oreal when Kai pointed out that the Olay ambassador is Hong Kong superstar Maggie Cheung while endorsing L'oreal is the one-third of Taiwan's SHE, Hebe.

Well, I'm obviously the target audience of the younger ambassador, no? LOL.

Oh man. This aging thing is really getting to me.

Anyways, Valentine's Day is just next week!

In the spirit of love, Counter-Strike Online just released news that there will be a free in-game item for all gamers.

HEART BOMB <3

BOOM BOOM BOOM.
You can check here for more details.

I think there's a lot of Valentine's Day promotion going on right now as well. I got duped into buying tons of stuff yesterday! But it's well worth it. More on that tomorrow. =D

I'm gonna go break some hearts now.